play-now-my-lord:

My pet theory is that Lowtax’s soul warged into Elon Musk’s body at the moment of his death and is bored of Musk’s life and actively trying to kill him, but every self-destructive behavior the relatively low-rent Lowtax’s restless ghost can think of is simply rewarded by society when you’re absurdly rich

sunfoxfic:

Two telepaths try to read each other’s minds and it gives feedback like when two microphones get too close to each other

shleemies:

shleemies:

I like how teens are too young to figure out their sexuality unless its heterosexual

Idk how people find this old post like once a week but I will say as a closeted 15 year old nothing can describe how much confidence it gave me that everyone agreed with me. That it’s all bullshit. I was so angry and frustrated at the world not taking me seriously, and the thousands and thousands of people reblogging showed me that I wasn’t alone. I wasn’t crazy and heteronormativity is all bullshit. Being queer is as natural as breathing air.

magicalnursekomugi:

i dont trust bitches that can have a long day and then go home and make a full dinner bc yk who else could do that? hannibal lecter