aphony-cree:

funnytwittertweets:

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This feels like a good time add one of my favorite weird inventions from history: The book wheel, invented in 1588

rinnjax:

osidius-el-enfatico:

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Chilean president Gabriel boric and Chilean social development minister Giorgio Jackson with yaoi art of them both in the background

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nsomniacsdream:

twitblr:

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The tests aren’t free anymore. And people aren’t testing anymore cuz your job gets real shitty about it. So you hear about the “bad cold” going around? That’s probably covid.

killrockstar:

well thank gd i’ll have amazon and toyota at pride instead of gorgeous men in leather harnesses ! that was a close one!

Anonymous asked

so i got top surgery. super great. but it turns out im built like the worms from Men in Black. decidedly not so great.

vergak:

just-cute-thoughts:

vergak:

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Transmasc swag unlimited true form

I used to pretend to be these guys, I thought they were so cool (cis man here)

Now THIS is allyship

bogleech:

bogleech:

HEY HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE THEY’RE MAKING A NEW MONSTER CEREAL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEY MADE YUMMY MUMMY IN 1988

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A zombie was the only sensible choice considering modern children probably think about zombies more than all other halloween monsters combined. Glad they took the opportunity to also make a goth girl monster cereal. Finally I gotta say I don’t really like cereal much but caramel apple sounds better than all the other flavors and it’s even an actual halloweeny fall flavor. Makes me wonder why they never made a pumpkin pie one.

I hope there’s an animated commercial to go with it but I don’t know if they really do those anymore.

Apparently this is also the first original cereal mascot to ever be a girl? Ever in a hundred years of breakfast cereal?? The only other instances have supposedly been licensed characters (like when strawberry shortcake got a cereal) or nameless animals (like when a cereal had a cartoon cow on it)

Also she’s canonically Frankenberry’s cousin

quotidianheroics:

im-the-batmann:

shadows-ember:

reperspectivity:

michuno:

amberhamster:

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Source?

@michuno 

I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’. 

They ran with that.

She’s both…she’s a ghost AND a bitch.

Reblog if you’re a ghost AND a bitch

“Mushi-mushi— I mean, hello…”

front-row-fish:
“ THIS IS FROM SCOOBY DOO! THIS IS NOT FUCKING SCARY. LITERALLY THE NEXT SHOT IS A GREAT DANE FARTING AND SETTING A MAN IN A COSTUME ON FIRE.
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front-row-fish:

THIS IS FROM SCOOBY DOO! THIS IS NOT FUCKING SCARY. LITERALLY THE NEXT SHOT IS A GREAT DANE FARTING AND SETTING A MAN IN A COSTUME ON FIRE. 

Anonymous asked

would you recommend jerking off onto the Bluetooth rune? I know it’s a made-up rune, but my goddamn headphones just keep having weird pairing problems

dduane:

a-book-of-creatures:

cryptotheism:

cryptotheism:

It is not a made up rune. It is the Younger Futhark Bind rune, named for Haraldr Blátǫnn Gormsson, or King Harald Bluetooth.

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I’m not joking.

What

Mildly surprising how many people don’t know about this.