The tests aren’t free anymore. And people aren’t testing anymore cuz your job gets real shitty about it. So you hear about the “bad cold” going around? That’s probably covid.
HEY HOLD THE FUCKIN PHONE THEY’RE MAKING A NEW MONSTER CEREAL FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEY MADE YUMMY MUMMY IN 1988
A zombie was the only sensible choice considering modern children probably think about zombies more than all other halloween monsters combined. Glad they took the opportunity to also make a goth girl monster cereal. Finally I gotta say I don’t really like cereal much but caramel apple sounds better than all the other flavors and it’s even an actual halloweeny fall flavor. Makes me wonder why they never made a pumpkin pie one.
I hope there’s an animated commercial to go with it but I don’t know if they really do those anymore.
Apparently this is also the first original cereal mascot to ever be a girl? Ever in a hundred years of breakfast cereal?? The only other instances have supposedly been licensed characters (like when strawberry shortcake got a cereal) or nameless animals (like when a cereal had a cartoon cow on it)
I believe this is from Ghost Stories. The series didn’t do too well in Japan, so when it was translated and dubbed in English, the VA studio was given a rough outline of the plot and were told to do ‘whatever’.
